Hello Bloggers :]

So first off, I would like to introduce myself!

My name is Lily, but you can call me Lil, or Lily Belle, or even Lily, whatever floats your boat!

I'm a teenager, therefore, everything is not exactly right upstairs! 

That being said, sometimes it's nice just to type out what's going on in my tiny little brain, and (hopefully) entertain random strangers!

First off, I would like to thank my mum, Becky, for inspiring me to become a blogger! 

I would also like to thank my dad, for helping her create the wonderful being that I am!

Since this is my first post, I should probably tell you all a little bit more about myself!

Well, you already know my name, unless you have some sort of funky memory loss disease, in which case, it's Lily! I'm sixteen years old, and I'm kind of a nut. I have an odd sense of humor, and the mind set of a fourteen year old boy. I am madly, passionately in love with theatre. It's just my thing, yah know? Everyone has their own thing, right? Right! Anyway, I am currently a junior in high school, gag me. Which reminds me, I'm not a very smart person! I mean, I have my moments, but for the most part, school just is not my forte! (Like math! Oh god, I am truly horrible at math. At least I know what 2 + 2 is! It's 5, right?) 

ANYWAY! (I say that a lot, don't I?)

I love reading, and writing. And I love to play games. Any kind of game, really. I like cards, and board games, and I am a huge fan of twister! I love magic. And I most certainly love music. Almost every kind of genre is a friend of mine! (Except country! BLAH!!!) My favorite band is The Beatles, thanks to my dear aunt Sarah. 

I have a brother, Tom, who is 29 (Jesus, he's getting so old...) and a sister, Robin, who is 19 (Damn...she's getting old too...) They mean the absolute world to me! My family also consists of my mum and dad, John and Becky (I won't mention their ages, because I don't really want to die!) My mum and dad are the bomb. Nuff said! I also have two dogs, Ringo and Lola...but they drive me crazy!! (Ringo is licking the chocolate off my arm at this exact moment!)

"Chocolate, on her arm?!"

I know that's what you were thinking (I can read minds, too!) Yes, I do indeed have chocolate on my arm! You see, I work at the (in)famous Dairy Queen. Yay! But not really. I love my job, and the folks I work with...but minimum wage, eight hours a week, doesn't really do it for me, and I end up covered in all kinds of fun sundae toppings by the end of the night! (Plus, the polos and visors are tacky!!)

Let me see here...what else is interesting about me...?

Nothing really!

I'm sure at this point, your brain is in all sorts of mushed up fun because of the A.D.D. vibe coming off from my blog! I am a random person, therefore, my blogs are as well! I hope this doesn't bother you! If so, feel free to kiss my ass! (pardon my French!)

That's one thing I'll never understand! French? Last time I checked, "potty words" aren't French! If anyone knows the background of the "pardon my French" phrase, please tell me, immediately!

Well kiddies, I believe it is time for me to sign out for now! But fear not, I shall be returning soon! 

If you actually stuck around to read this, my thanks goes out to you, and I hope you enjoyed! But trust me, they will get better soon! And if you didn't stick around to read this...you suck! And you smell like feet...

Good night, sweet dreams, and stay away from jazz and liquor!

-Lily Belle

Quote of the day :]

"Everybody wants to go to heaven, but no body wants to die."